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When you slip the giant roll of toilet paper down your pants from Home Depot bathroom. Cuz there is no toilet paper at home
Man nobody has toilet paper, I did the TP Slidedown cuz I'm using socks at home..
Y'all think we can trade this for weed?
The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.
OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.
It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.
*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"
A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.
“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry
Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.