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con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

*any couple doing couple stuff*
me: con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

by oofwhy November 7, 2021

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tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 15, 2011

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Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

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dame tu culo

give me your ass in spanish

dame tu culo moonjo por favor

by seomoonjo July 28, 2022


dame tu culo

dame tu culo pls

moonjo need to dame tu culo

by seomoonjo July 28, 2022


je mange tu mama

a good word that u should say to ur friends

aiden: dix neuf
me: je mange tu mama

by Feefeeil January 18, 2022


Dame Tu Cosita And Hector

Dame Tu Cosita is the reason why Hector’s definition is called a bully when he’s not a bully. Dame Tu Cosita is the dangerous alien on this planet

Bro,Dame Tu Cosita And Hector is a problem!

by HectyTheGreenyBoi July 14, 2018