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When your boyfriend eats a large amount of Taco Bell and then you rim him.
Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like Iām playing Taco Bell roulette again!š¤·š» āļø
tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.
Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."
The explosive diarrhea you get after eating Taco Bell.
"I have to go to the bathroom and fire off Taco Bell's Cannon"
The diluting of a group's culture: history, food, mythos, or beliefs to fit a more palatable, broad audience.
Making a synthetic, fake version of a cultural object or idea.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see Pocohantas? Can't believe she talked with trees, that's crazy."
Person 2: "Man, they did some crazy Taco Bell-ization to that story. She was like, NINE, DUDE."
When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.
"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."
When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...
"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"
Also referred to as a taco bell rat, depending on what you thought you saw at the time:
Dude, I think I just saw a big rat!
No, fool, that's a cat. No wait - that's a taco bell cat!
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