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A parents' term for someone they think is a bad influence, and they want their child to stop hanging around them.
Jimmy! I already told you, I don't want you to hang around Sammy any more! He's just another Taylor Swift!
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A singer quick to talk about knocking people out, and even quicker to to take them to court to do the actual fighting with them.
Taylor Swift is quick to talk about knocking people out in the street in a song, but in reality she's doing most if not all of her fighting in court.
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A state of working extremely hard or maintaining a very strong work ethic, as Kanye West is doing following the ordeal at the 2009 VMA's (coming out with a new hit song every Friday).
-Yo man, you wanna grab a bite?
-I wish I could, but I'm gonna be studying for the next four hours straight! I have a big exam tomorrow, so I'm on my Taylor Swift grind right now.
-Oh aight, I'mma let you finish.
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When asked by an interviewer for her opinion of Taylor Swift, Aretha Franklin simply stated, "Great gowns, beautiful gowns."
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An American girl/lady who doesn't know how to sing and uses a lot of auto tune and she thinks she can sing, she mostly writes songs about her ex-boyfriends, and cry about it all day.
Dude, you see that whore? She's such a Taylor Swift!.
Eww, she's a Taylor Swift stay away from her.
Stay away you demonic Taylor, or else I'll perish you with holy water.
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The Taylor Swift Effect is a phenomenon which occurred after Taylor Swift released her first album. Upon hearing this album, every girl between the ages of 11-20 who knew a few chords on an acoustic guitar declared themselves a singer-songwriter began to write billions of generic songs about breakups and jealousy, even if they had no singing ability or talent whatsoever. This phenomenon is still occurring today, and will continue for several years, until a new singer comes along that changes the trend from breakups to some new bland and generic topic.
"I went to a coffee house last night, and 90% of the performers were teenage girls singing crappy 3 chord songs about boys who blew them off."
"Classic Taylor Swift Effect bro. Get used to it, it's gonna be a while."
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A girl or woman who thinks very highly of themselves and thinks that women who don't live their lives exactly how they do "lesser" than them.
They may feel this way because they wear more conservative clothing, such as hoodies, T-shirts, and jeans, while other women put an actual effort into their appearance; they may not be very sexually active, and they believe that makes them "cleaner" or "nicer" than someone who has had a few partners; they might not party, drink, or do drugs, and they believe any girl who does is a cheap, alcoholic, drug-addict; they may see people who get worse grades than them as stupid; they may consider themselves better than someone for knowing useless things; they might pride themselves for being able to get through a situation in a different way than someone else.
Girls with a Taylor Swift complex tend to whine over past relationships for mundane issues - such as the ex-boyfriend saying he would be with them forever, or that he said he loved them. They never take anything they did into account for the break up, and they often push problems with their ex(es) onto their new boyfriends (comparisons, "he said that too", etc.).
One may exhibit more or less symptoms than listed, and although most Taylor Swift complexes belong to women, men can also have this disgusting egoistical issue.
Maddy: I'm sick of seeing girls in shorts, what a bunch of sluts. If they had any self respect they would wear long jeans, like me.
Maddy: No, I don't drink, sorry if I actually care about my health.
Maddy: Wow... you don't know what vertical farming is? Are you stupid? Look it up, it isn't hard.
Maddy: You had a death in the family? When my dad died, I didn't even cry. It's not a big deal, grow up.
Maddy: My ex-boyfriend said he loved me, and now you are too! That mean you'll turn out to be like him!
Everyone else: Shut the fuck up Maddy, no one wants to hear your Taylor Swift complex crap.
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