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Trying to sneak in things into places using your Crocs and then getting caught.
Hey if you want to get caught while sneaking in drugs you should use the Crocs Technique.
The technique of running away so fast that you manage to outrun a stone mask enhanced hamon user so that your grandfather's best friend survives after a 7 foot tall man with long as fuck hair tries to kill humanity.
"My ultimate technique"
"Oh no..... it can't be the one I'm thinking of... please say it's not"
"Not the Jojo technique"
"RUUUUUUNN!"
The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.
Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.
Hannover technique is a technique of loading a car onto a truck when the towing hook on the car is broken or missing.
Using this means you destroy the hood of the car, because the hook of the towing car is hooked to the hood to pull the car up the ramp.
This Is a better alternative that connecting the hook to the axle, because that would wear down the cable.
Jonas: Oh Jennifer's car broke down? How did they tow it? I thought her towing hook was broken.
Manuela: oh yes it is broken. They used the Hannover technique.
Jonas: doesn't that destroy the hood?
Manuela: oh yes it does. You should've seen it
The multi-generational technique for going down on mules.
The Gerber Technique is taught for those looking to work with mules.
Used in the movies when two actors place a pillow between their genitals during sex scenes.
For this next scene we’re going to use the pillow technique.
Another name for depressive masturbation
“You didn’t bring anyone home last night?”
“No, I used the giyuu technique instead”
“Fucking loser”