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International Kinky Day

This amazing holiday is celebrated on september 21st. It’s that time of the year where all kinky minded people can just be themselves for 24hrs without anyone judging. YOU CAN BE YOSELF FOR ONCE!! hell yeeeee.

Nicole just invited me to her kinky day party. She gon have lots of dick cake, cocaine and male prostitutes.

Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”

Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”

Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!

You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!

by nicval June 27, 2019


Kinky Gay Sex

Gey secks involving many things such as a man cumming all over your face, or getting cummed in then drinking it threw a straw, and feeling your man all over with whip cream.

Paul was happily engaging in Kinky Gay Sex sucking on Matt's dick. Matt started thrusting hard inside slapping his nuts on Paul's Eye sockets. Matt pulled out and came all over Paul's face. Paul was smiling with a cum face and Matt took a pic of it. Hawt kinky buttsecks.

by SkypeMe OmgNoWayILuvCows April 27, 2011

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kinky butt sex

state of giving sex in a kinky way. rubbing penis around the rim then in.

what are u doing. Having kinky butt sex?
what type of porn u lookin at? Kinky butt sex

by Lancerbean March 13, 2004

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Kinky Biooootch

the biggest loser around (laura) who needs her sex to keep her happy and if she doesnt get this in less than a day she will soon turn into a hairy lesbian and end up fucking herself for her own pleasure.

what a great life !! u evil whore !!

by Margi January 24, 2005

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kinky fat chicks

explains itself, seen on Jerry Springer, also best band in the world, kfc's will do anything for a little something

1: dude, ur girls a freak, she's a kfc man, she's a kinky fat chick

2: whoa, Kinky Fat Chicks is the bomb diggity

by Mr. Heisman March 5, 2005

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kinky butt sex

Where 2 or more people have butt sex. When they try odd ways of doing it or juss down right doing it.

Sally and Bob had some extremely kinky butt sex last night while watching X-files!!!!!

by Midnitesun November 8, 2003

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kinky asian sex

Kinky - marked by unconventional sexual practices including fetishism and sadomasochism among others

This is the type of sex you are promised by many or all breeds of the Asian woman. Kinky Asian sex is generally characterized by furry red handcuffs, gags, whips, curling irons, or other sex-related paraphernalia generally unused by the majority of the non-Asian public.

While this "kinky Asian sex" may sound appealing at first, heed this warning: while many breeds of Asian promise this act (most commonly in the back of the car, a public place, or otherwise), they may abandon you. This may leave you in an unpleasant situation, depending on your state of mind. You may be handcuffed and/or gagged in the back of your car or in a public place with no escape aside from the occasional ogling passerby. The Asian may promise you kinky Asian sex, but may instead go to get food or become distracted by a shiny new Hello Kitty or Pokemon product, or an incredibly difficult physics problem that is begging to be solved.

Bottom line: Beware of the enticing kinky Asian sex - it may be fun and different at first, but if said Asian becomes distracted, you may be stranded in an unsavory place.

"Hey, could you come pick me up? This girl promised me kinky Asian sex but I received none and am now stranded. Help me!"

by lala132 August 20, 2011

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