The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.
“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos
“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama
What we all wish we could take in high school.
Damn wizards get all of the good stuff.
My friend: “What clases are you taking this semester?”
Me: “AP Magic... it’s exclusive so don’t ask
Someone who is always fidgeting with their dumb smart phone like a retarded chimp.
Get the fuck off your phone, you Iphone Ape!
A high school student who challenges him/herself by taking numerous AP courses that are usually very rigorous
Anthony: Damn look at Khang, he's taking 3 AP classes this year!!
Elizabeth: Yeah, he's such an AP Slut smh
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When a student commits suicide due to work overload of a single or more ap classes. Usually the students shows the signs of having a low grade, crams homework and projects before the test and writes deathnotes to his/hers ap teachers in the desk he/she sits on.
Normal Student: "What happened to Mikey?"
AP STUDENT: "AP SUICIDE" then shoots himself.
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A high school student who displays all the self destructive tendencies of a junkie, but instead take as many AP courses as possible.
AP courses are the AP junkies drug of choice; they use them to make up for what they feel they are lacking; typically good looks and friends.
Guy 1- "That chick is taking 7 AP courses"
Guy 2- "She's kind of hot"
Guy 3- "Yea, too bad she's an AP junkie and has no life"
Guy 1- "This school sucks"
Guy 2- "Word"
AP junkies will not rule the world.
Prep school students may be highly involved in other activities, but all in the name of getting into college. They are classic AP junkies.
Kids in the IB program are the same as AP junkies. Let's call them IB junkies.
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Term used to describe the move in Super Smash Bros. (Melee) in which Donkey Kong picks up his opponent and jumps off the ledge, effectively killing them both.
He had two lives, and I only had one, so he ape raped my character to win the game!
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