Say it when someone be sayin' some dumb shit.
When someone be saying some dumb shit, give em a bombastic side eye, and say,
"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the fuck up."
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Noone cares about your urban dictionary name
"ohOHoHo hEy gUyS lOoK aT wHaT mY uRbAN naME saYS, iM hOt aNd cARInG"
"Richard shut the fuck up"
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Shut the fuck up nobody cares about what ur shitty name says on urban dictionary. Would literally rather watch paint dry than swipe through another one of those generic vague posts where everyone is supposedly sexy and handsome. Stop trying to get validation from a website you fucks
“Dude check out my name on Urban Dictionary”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP”
An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.
"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."
This phrase is for who hate AnonyClan
Reasons: do shitty urbans, mods are asleep and WHO TF MADE THEIR URBANS COME UP TO URBANDICTIONARY
FUCK UP ANONYCLAN definitions
When you mess up so bad, it makes it past the standards of the greatest fuck-up.
Dude, you just made the ultimate fuck-up.
When you’re so fucked up that like. Woah. You’re kinda high mannnn
*is extremely under the influence of anything*
“I am fuckidy fucked up”