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kiddie-coma

similar to barney'd-out... when nearly all a person's time is spent on entertaining their children with games, songs, stories and videos until they go into a zombie-like state or "auto pilot" if you will, forgetting temporarily who they are and that they have their own likes, wants and needs, essentially turning into "Mr. Rogers" (an iconic media personality who used to host the most popular children's show on tv)... this condition can be remedied by finding a bit of time for one's self, maybe a night out with adult friends to an adult music concert, or a movie (no cartoons), a couple of beers or a bottle of wine, good adult conversation and interaction uninterrupted by children or the elderly.

I cant take this "kiddie-coma" anymore, Im all barney'd-out... someone get me a beer and let's watch "The Shining" while listening to Ice Cube's "We Had To Tear This Muhfucka Up" before I turn into Mr. Rogers.

by hmf December 22, 2014


kiddies

kid titties

"omg i used to have such big kiddies"

by Caroline.M.Baeislife June 6, 2020


Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy

“My 6 leg multi just got up
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021


Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy. Usually insulting when used towards a person.

“My 6 leg multi just got up
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021


Kiddy

A little kid who's a nerd and very queer

Riley is a little kiddy

by Thomas pannone July 21, 2022


Kiddie Squisher

A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.

On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.

Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.

by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling September 2, 2022


kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 15, 2013