Today is the day to facetime that one person that has your heart!!
Harry: i’m gonna ft alexis
Louis: why bro she doesn’t even like you?
Harry: i’m doing it cause it’s november 16th, the day to ft your crush/gf/bf!
November 16th, Chip Appreciation Day, we all take time out of our day to appreciate the dog the myth the legend chip the chihuahua.
Person 1: Guess what November 16th is!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Its Chip Appreciation Day!
You have to ask someone out on this day, no excuses!
'u like that bird g'
'yh ik man'
'go ask her out its November 16th'
Once in a lifetime send arch pics to your fiancé day
OMG babe it’s April 16th 2024, I can’t wait for my once in a lifetime pictures
the best day to have the roughest sex ever.
traditionally fuck alot.
give head, get head.
etc. have fun day ;)
OMG ITS THE 16th of AUGUST!!! TIE ME UP!!!!
The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace
Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind
A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10
Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?
Oh thats my bad here you go!
I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!
Thanks bro!