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australian biscuit

A dark haired woman who everyone loves and trusts and their biggest rebellion in life was their second earing piercing.

Oh my, don't you think Becky is such an Australian biscuit, everybody's favorite!

by sunshinedave June 16, 2021


Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.

Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!

by shame123 February 12, 2013


Forgotten Australians

Australians of voting age actively ignored by Australian Liberal Party between 7 Sept 2013-21 May 2022

A talking point used by a new leader of a political party desperately seeking a strategy to convince followers that there are Australians desperate to vote for him and that he’s not just reviled h the population

"We'll propose strong policy ... our policies will be squarely aimed at the forgotten Australians in the suburbs across Australia,"

by Cruicerod May 31, 2022


Australian Wastepipe

Shoving a didgeridoo into your anus with one end, pooping into it and another will receive it orally on the other end.

“I was asked if I wanted to do the Australian Wastepipe with my partner

by Delaginger February 22, 2021


Australian chink

A yellow slanted-eyes person who always had dreams about migrating to Australia.

But he/she become a nuisance & pest to Australia once he migrated to it

(At one Australian airport)

Bobby: Hey look! That person is so fucking happy to reach Australia now

Michael: He will be an Australian chink soon. What a loser he is...(rolls eyes & walk away)

by ThinkingAustralian August 19, 2008


Smokey Australian

During sex, the guy lights up and puts it out in the woman's ass. He then proceeds to have anal sex with her.

I'm totally going to do the Smokey Australian with her.

by asian persuasian March 21, 2009


australian jackhammer

When a dude Lights his penis on fire, and then proceeds to have anal sex with a girl

I used the Australian Jackhammer on that girl last night

by Mystic Llama August 17, 2014