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When one person giving oral sex to a male recipient drinks hot tea, thus burning the penis of said recipient.
Sean was giving me a British steamboat and I ended up in the hospital for 3 days. Totally worth it!!!
A museum located in Britain that gets most of its artifacts by stealing them from other contents.
The only reason the pyramids are in Egypt still is because the British museum wasn’t big enough to fit them
When on the verge orgasm, the woman inserts a wooden reed into the man's urethra and plays a c-flat, causing instanious orgasm, bowel, and bladder release.
"Bruh, my girlfriend is such a freak. Last night she gave me a British Saxophone."
When your testicles are shriveled like the queen
Met this girl at the bar and took her home. Once naked she yelled british baggie, british baggie
Dam its cold out, I got myself some british baggies
Formerly British Railways, British Rail is a train operating company in UK during 70's, 80's and 90's, then it got privatised.
Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.
"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"
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Fuckwits acting dominated by their most primitive emotions only to fuck people's lives and experience an immense feeling of guilt and regret after having fucked the things up.
Hey man! You'd better stop behaving britishly or you'll likely regret the outcome!
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