Bull Butter

1. A polite way of saying Bull Shit, often times heard in Southern culture.

2.When someone says something untrue and you vehemently object to their false remark without cursing, you can say: "Bull Butter!"

3. An obvious lie.

Stan: "One time, I jumped out of a tree stand 20 ft up onto the back of a deer and I road it a mile before stabbing the deer with my pocket knife."

Chris: "Bull Butter!"

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bowel butter

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

Butter Dawg

Butter dawg, the dog wit the butter. Butter dawg, dog wit de butter on him. Butter dawg. Butter on de dawg. Butter dawg.

“Why’d you put butter on the dog?”

“Butter dawg, the dawg wit the butter.”

Cunt butter

The viscous residue remaining after the first ejaculation inside a woman during the second round of fuck.

Also used to describe a person who is equally annoying and difficult to remove that has caused you frustration.

Person 1 - I can't believe how Euan has acted today.

Person 2 - I know right! Hes a total cunt butter

butter landing

A butter landing is a very smooth landing where you flare up at least 20 degrees and then smoothly put the nose down.

Wow he made a butter landing.

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Mondo Butter

My favourite brand of butter! Mondo butter is made with pure quality, and is the best you'll ever taste. Buy some now at the Hope's Peak Academy cafeteria!

"Dude, I'm seriously craving some Mondo Butter."

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buttered toast

Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".

I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!

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