irish card

Similar to the "n-card", you give this to people who aren't of the Irish background and allow them to have shamrock shakes during the seasonal time.

yeah I gave Tommy the irish card yesterday

SOS Card

The term described when your parents say you can phone them up and get a lift home if you become to inebriated on a night of heavy drinking (usually on special occasions i.e. Birthday or new year).

Parents normally pick up the whole wolf pack and bring sufficient snacks and refreshments to turn them into a legend.

Dials the persons mother who is to drunk to function 'Jan, we need an SOS Card. Thommo is blackout drunk again and trying to buy all the chicken in the chicken shop'

Spot Card

When you owe someone money you will give them a spot card, a card which contains your name and amount of money owed to the person, spot card is ripped in half when amount has been payed to person, if not payed in a month 10 dollars will be added to initial spot amount.

I'll give you a spot card so I can remember what amount of money I owe you Mr.Krabs.

P-Card

The P-Card, or Penetration Card, is similar to the V-Card except with a more strict definition. The P-Card may only be lost through intercourse, so unlike the V-Card possession is not up for debate.

Dude, I was wasted with the hottest chick last night and we ended up at her place. When I woke up in the morning I realized she had taken my P-Card *High Five*

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cut cards

To process evidence for policy debate. Note: "Cutting Cards" is a general term and can include reading articles or books, tagging or citing pieces of evidence, or arraging evidence in a file. Origin: Was originated because people used scissors and paper to physically cut out and tape down evidence back in the day.

We didn't have any answers to that argument so they told me to go cut cards.

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welfare card

In some states welfare is distributed using credit/debit style electronic cards that can be used for groceries and such. In Pennsylvania it is called an Access Card.

Sally used her welfare card to get groceries like chips, soda, and ice cream so her cash was free for lottery tickets and heroin.

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race card

An instant win if your loosing a fight with a white guy, white people don't get the race card only get persecuted by it, its used to slingshot you form the back to the front weather the win is deserved or not(more often not)

Race card user:Don't vote for me your racist

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