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when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke
My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns
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While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."
"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."
"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."
"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
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The sexual act where a man defecates in a toilet, forces a woman's head into the toilet, then proceeds to flush it while having anal sex with the woman.
Bruce: Damn, Sally was being a total cunt last night.
Borris: Shit man, so what did you do?
Bruce: I totally Cuban Oil Drilled her
Borris: NICE!!! She totally had it coming!
Bruce: Yeah, but then she puked all over me so I did it again.
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When one gets very hard at a poor time
When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.
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The action of expelling a large flatulence whilst recieving felatio, causing the givers hair to be wafted outward as if they were using a hair dryer! R
Dude, Kim was giving me the greatest head known to man, I was in such a state of euphoria, I let one slip and totally gave her a "Cuban Hair Dryer
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After a Cuban male cums on a woman's face he shoots her in the face and yells "viva el revolution " and runs away.
Jose said this woman is fine as shit but she's one of Castro's ... perfect time for a Cuban cum shot.
An idiot with a stupid name.
Smells funny and can't spell.
^rofl..........no.
that is not a real definition,you cant fool me boy!
EDIT:here is the real definition of my name,
Jc and CuBaN.my intials are the same as Jesus Christ,pimp!
but im Julio Castillo
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