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A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.
Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"
Jill "Why?"
Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."
Jill "You did a five dick curve"
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this group consists of spanky and jayreck. they have amazing crunk music and listening on your ipod is deff gonna make you want to go crazy. but dont ever go to their concerts!! they are assholes and ignore everyone. all they care about is ripping people off for money!! they did a raffle and only would do it if they got more money than what the shirt cost. if you do go dont bother yelling one more because they'll stop and say do you guys know how tiring it is up here after only doing 2 songs. sometimes they might not even come to your concert because they are busy being lazy at a hotel after calling breathe electric homos and lying that breathe electric made them not come. even workers at the club say they wont make it far. not a good job on their tours. but i'll continue listening but only songs from limewire wink wink curve curve.
girl1: hey did you see dot dot curve:)?
girl2: yeahh they were horrible such assholes.
girl1: well they still were hot though right?
girl2: ehhhhh no they are better on myspace
girl1: ohh
girl2: ohh well lets get crunk blasting them on our ipods!
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An awesomely amazingly "ninjalicious" band that's still not very well known. They have hiphop beats, "crunk" lyrics, and plenty of screaming!!!
Considered to be: Electronica/Hiphop/Screamo/Crunk
Dot Dot Curve :) is possibly one of the best bands in the entire universe!!!
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The Bell Curve of Banter is a scale used to determine whither a joke or action is funny or "too far". One would compare the action which has just occurred with a typical bell curve with the very apex of the curve being top notch banter where everyone is having a great time. If any parties involved are adversely affected to the point where they are no longer enjoying themselves then the current exchange has surpassed the Bell Curve of Banter.
John: "Did you see that?! I just ruined Mike's chances with that girl!"
Gary:"Nah man. That's too far. You've surpassed the bell curve of banter."
After many months or years of a guy "helping" oneself, the penis begins to slightly tilt to one side when erect. Instead of being straight it angles off to the direction of the dominant hand.
He was OCD so his Irish Curve drove him crazy, he ended up cutting it off.
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A learning curve is the time in a young persons life when they experiment with that gay shit.
“Why does Meade seem so fucking gay” “must be going through the learning curve”
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When a man intentionally or otherwise folds his penis in half durring a sexual act.
After the party last night, Jim had to soft serve the curve in an attempt to satisfy his lady.
see also: middling.
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