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it’s a guy thing; the boys can’t say
“yooo you just got dairy bar’d”
When you fuck your girl so hard you make her prolapse and blow your load on it making it look like dairy queen lips with lip gloss
My gf told me she wanted ice cream so i have her a dirty dairy queen then slapped her on the ass an said i gave you the cream now go get the ice you look a lil swollen
After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.
People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.
Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.
May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"
A term for your butthole when you are lactose intolerant.
That ice cream is gonna have my dairy door wide open all night.
A dairy orgasm is when two cows have intercorse and archives orgasm.
Two farmers were watching over their field, they then saw their cows having a dairy orgasm.