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dane cook a joke of a comedian is terrible and i like gonorrhea more than dane cook
dane cook sucks,
wana hear a joke? dane cook
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A school full of wannabe roadman and fraudstars. There are almost fights daily because the boys need to prove what gang is better. The boys there are fairly attractive and the girls are mostly very pretty, and the teachers are pedos who don’t know how to teach, most of them stink and pick on kids all the time. The school is also very broke and have rats running around the canteen.The girls there think they can rap and do make up but most of them are on crack, and always fight people for looking at them the wrong way, also very big attention seekers. Most of the people that make it out of bda become strippers,gang members, drug dealers and trapstars. There is always beef. We have to sit in a room with booths like it’s prison. The food we get is mostly curry as we have a indian headteacher. There are also open condom packets in the toilets as well as used pads on the floor, the school is just overall ghetto and nasty. Don’t recommend
Friend1: what school do you go to?
Friend2: burlington danes academy
Friend1: ew thats ghetto
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no not yet or not good enough
It is a derogatory term, seen in many animes
Whenever Ryoma Echizen from prince of tennis wants to taunt someone he will say Mada mada dane.
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an alternative word for penile masturbation
Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.
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A very low status which means that you are a faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire Furry status. In order to get this status, you must fail miserably. Dane Cook Status is a terrible thing and you should laugh at how much whoever has it sucks.
HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS
Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.
People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards
Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!
Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!
Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!
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Not to be confused with the very few people who can actually relate to and understand what Dane Cook is saying in his comedy routine.
75% of people who have listened to a dane cook cd, dvd, or have been to a Dane Cook event.
Mostly teenagers, females, and first-time listeners.
The girls all want to fuck him.
They can't understand half of the things he talks about, but he's their friend on myspace, and has over 2 million friends on myspace, so he is SOOO FUNNY!!!
Dane Cook: That Dane Cook is a silly bitch!!
Dane cook fan: HAHAAH!!! THATS LIKE SO OMG FUNNY!!
BAMF: Do you even know what he said?
Dane cook fan: YEAH!! Uh, no, but.. HAHAHA!!!
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Dane cook fan: Mommy, can I buy this dane cook CD??
"Mommy": No, it has the parental advisory sticker on it, so you should wait till you're 18.
Dane cook fan: But-but-but... (Cries) I'm going to go cut myself and listen to Fall Out Boy.
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an alternative word for penile masturbation
Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.
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