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Having 3 or more degrees and still not being able to find employment thereafter.
John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!
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guy1 = i saw a guy shirtless today gross
guy2 = yeah that nude in the first degree
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When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.
The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.
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the only band in the world that is a band with no music. they have everything that regular bands have, including secret concerts and are the best hardcore/techno band in the world.
Man 1: Yo, check that temp.
Man 2:It's 33 degrees holla.
Man 1: Holy shit nucka! they is the shit.
Man 2: word yo, too bad we're not black.
Man 1: True dat.
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A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.
Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)
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When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds
Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$
Every situation in life can be linked back to the words in a country song,
I love how he compares everything in life to 6 degrees of a country song ❤️ I hope retirement is filled with no shirt, no shoes, and no problems 😂