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adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.
"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"
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A dress that is so short that when a girl bends over in it you can see her cockpit (i.e., her vagina).
First guy: "Man, that girl's dress is really short."
Second guy: "Yeah, she is wearing a jet dress"
First guy: "What's a jet dress?"
Second guy: " A jet dress so short that when a girl bends over in it you can see her 'cockpit' (i.e., her vagina)."
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A salad that tastes like an old dress.
Your mom is such a bad cook: she makes salad dress.
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Men in Dresses is gay. Don't @ me im not wrong
Man Men in Dresses are so gay lmfao
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A garment women will wear when they are too lazy to dress nice or shave their legs. Sometimes referred to a "Ross dress" because they are usually cheap. Some women will wear them to bed after wearing them all day because they can double as a moo moo. To make the maxi dress outfit complete, a pair of foam wedges must be worn too.
Kelsey was too lazy to get dressed, so she wore a maxi dress to dinner.
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When a woman is wearing a short dress and you can see her vagina hanging out.
Your mom was wearing a short dress. I saw her dress flops and I liked it.
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Semen that has been ejaculated into a woman's vagina; the cream of a "cream pie".
Good thing these aren't my best sheets, some raunch dressing dripped onto them.
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