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To show up at places during events you are not supposed to be at.
I went to his house without permission therefore pulling a Dylan
he never shuts the fuck up, probaby wears a diaper, never geting a girlfrend
guy: "HI DYLAN"
Dylan: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Dylan s someone who fell off the stairs
Oh he fell? He’s a Dylan isn’t he
Dylan's can either be the sweetest, most caring person in the world, or a total d*ck.
dylan's are usually always in some sort of trouble, but always manage to get out of it.
they are usually hot with golden-brown hair and brown/hazel eyes or dark brown hair with green eyes.
they make you melt when you talk to them, and are usually a player. they're confusing and commonly send mixed signals.
but sometimes, dylan will make you upset. they can play with your head and emotions and make you think that they like you when they dont.
and then, dylan's have a soft side. it's very hard to get to this soft side, and if you do consider yourself lucky. he's usually boarded off but if he lets you in, he really likes you (as a friend or as a romantic interest)
you: damn.. i really thought he liked me, what an a**hole.
-------------------------------------------------------------------dylan: hey!
you: *looking sad*
dylan: whoa hey are you okay?
you: *lying* yeah i'm fine—
dylan: aw come on i know you better than that, talk to me about it.
Dylan's mating behavior varies greatly depending on the social structure of the troop. In the mixed groups of savanna Dylan's, each male can mate with any female. The mating order among the male Dylan's depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual. There are, however, more subtle possibilities; in mixed groups, males sometimes try to win the friendship of females. To garner this friendship, they may help groom the female Dylan, help care for her young, or supply her with food. The probability is high that those young are their offspring. Some female Dylan's clearly prefer such friendly males as mates. However, males will also take infants during fights to protect themselves from harm. A female Dylan initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.
The most caring, smart person I know! He is extremely handsome, handy, gunsmart, and loving! He will spend every penny on you! You will always feel loved around him. He will spend every minute of every day on FaceTime with. He is clueless at times and will be forever mine.
You: i have cramps!!!!
Dylan: FaceTime me and I get you some dark chocolate.
Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.
Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.