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"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.
Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.
A simple but not abrupt way to ask a female for oral sex.
I had day at work, I sure can you a throat gift.
A gift a woman buys a man after the hardship of poking to create life .
I would like my poke gift for this hardship.
The scrotum forms an admirable covering for the protection of the testes. These bodies, lying suspended and loose in the cavity of the scrotum … are capable of great mobility, and can therefore easily slip about within the scrotum, and thus avoid injuries from blows or squeezes.
"I've got a couple things for you in my gift sack."
"Here's 0-2 pitch to A-rod. Oh! And he's taken it right in the gift sack!"
1.Well, gift raping, now that is something that Santa Clause has been fighting for years, you see it is lonely at the North Pole and the elves make those dolls, that are to them life sized......so the they, do stuff to them........or, it Could mean a present from inmate 13427645 aka bubba.............
2. To get gift rape on Gaia Online I would suggest going to the Gambino hat store, buying the gift box hat and then post "I am Free" over and over again in the chatterbox. If that doesn't do it, I don't know what will.
3. When you recieve a gift, ie. an ugly ass sweater, and are forced to wear it when ever you see the giver.
An example of gift rape:
Taeha: You'd think if someone wanted a gift of rape, it'd actually be consentual, and therefore, NOT rape.
xD Quite the paradox!
Procrastination Girl:maybe someone thought it was a good gift to give someone, and the recipient disagreed!
hmm... i wonder if that applies to non-sex gifts as well... like say your grandma gives you an ugly-ass sweater, and you have to WEAR it the next time you see her. are you being GIFTRAPED?
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What ever fag bug chaser is looking for; a person with AIDS to infect them.
Dave was looking for that special gift giver last night.
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When a person gives an unexpected gift so the following year the receiver gives a gift, yet receives none, so the following year the original giver gives a gift yet receives none, and so on.
Alison felt embarrassed when Nicole gave her a Christmas gift and she had bought her nothing so the following Christmas she bought Nicole a gift, who had bought nothing for Alison. They were caught in a cycle of gift-tag.
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