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It's a game with a toy, plastic guitar that has a few brightly colored buttons on the toy fretboard. If someone just wants to play Guitar Hero for the fun of it sometimes, then that's fine. But if a person is playing it all the time, they should devote themselves to a more meaningful activity...like learning to play a real guitar. Playing a real instrument is a lifelong skill and asset. Playing Guitar Hero too much is just a waste of time, because sooner or later it will become dated and uncool.
Person 1: Dude, I am so good at Guitar Hero.
Person 2: I play a real electric guitar. I suggest you try it. You can buy a starter pack with everything you need for about $100 and teach yourself. It's actually worth while.
Person 2: Good idea!
Person 3: I play Guitar Hero sometimes, but not too much. And I don't have the time to learn a real instrument.
Person 1: Okay, enjoy Guitar Hero then.
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A game that once mastered, makes up for losing all your friends.
Joe: "Damn man, I've been playing Guitar Hero for 3 months straight! I finally beat all the songs on Expert Mode"
Frank: "Who're you, again?"
Joe: "Um... Joe.. Your best friend..?"
Frank: "Oh, that's right.. you played Guitar Hero instead of hanging with me! I remember. Haven't seen you in months. Yeah, I hate you."
Joe: "It's alright, man. I now have the coolest looking guitar in the game. That totally makes up for not having any friends."
Frank: "Fuck off."
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You: Why is that guy twitching?
Me: He's a rockstar with no guitar..
You: What? ...oooooh!
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Cartoon monkey that plays guitar in a band with a stoner penguin and religous bagel.
Guitar Pete is the greatest cartoon monkey who plays guitar with a bagel and penguin ever!
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The measure by which you can tell what a guitar player is like while making love by watching his facial expressions as he plays guitar.
You can tell he's good in bed, he has great guitar face!
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The ass clown at parties that plays guitar to seduce women and steal the pussy from everyone else. The ass clown is usually an asshole, but puts on a show for the ladies.
I want to kill the guitar guy.
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Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.
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