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In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina
I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag
When your pubes start growing back from the Saturday night out shave.
"Oh girl, a Hairy Monday got stuck to my pad"
"I'm getting itchy, I hope it's Hairy Monday"
"I hope it's Hairy Monday and not crabs"
When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.
The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."
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Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.
"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"
"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"
"Brilliant!"
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Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth
"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"
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A larger woman's hair covered pubic area bulges outwards creating a spherical shape. Add the vaginal slit and that area looks like hairy wedges that resemble a hair-coated beachball.
Good god - I'de hate to see her "Hairy Beachball"
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Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.
*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."
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