Kylie Jo's are uber rad, with magical acro powers and multiple barbie personalities.
Kylie Jo also known as bitchy barbie, suck eggs barbie, nerdy barbie, weather barbie, adventure barbie, girlie barbie
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the kylie paradox originated from a group chat, but initially has an undetermined start date. it is characterized by thinking faster than your fingers during text, causing a jumble of words rarely understood by others. (often made fun of)
person one: look at these coins i earned!
person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.
She is an amazing person a great friend And I can trust her..but she plays fortnite on mobile.......AND SHES A SIMP
Ugh that dishwasher is such a Kylie the thundercunt
A rare medical condition that one can catch if caught not wearing a mask in public. Also can be caught by being named Kylie. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; aggressive yelling, random noises, aggressive "throwing it back," and having a gay cat named Tyler.
*In the freezer, yelling*
"Would you like to discuss your emotions?"
*more screaming in the freezer*
"Oh dear, I think you have Kylie Syndrome.
Kylie w ALWAYS has your back. When you need her she's one text away. NEVER let a kylie go she can read you like a book and make you laugh till you cry. She has one or two best friends and does not prefer large groups of friends. When Kylie is happy it feels like the BEST day of your life and when she is unhappy You want to do anything you can to change that. A kylie has a beautiful bright smile that lights up the room and make others smile just a lot. Kylie rarely has a bad side and is never rude and is the strongest person you will EVER MEET kylie is a 100% true Best friend!!!!!
Person 1 OMG WHO IS THAT GIRL!?!?!?
Me: oh that's just kylie w my bestieeeeee
Person 1: ugh you're soooo lucky!!!!
the most amazeing person ever and the best friend you will ever have
A girl that get enjoys sucking multiple dicks at time, but never takes it in.
Boyfriend: babe you wanna fuck right now?
Girl friend: sorry babe you know I’m a Kylie Morris
Boyfriend: :(