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to destroy old favorite characters in order to put new, fanfic-level characters on that pedestal.
"Have you played Last Of Us 2?"
"Yeah. They totally Last Jedied Ellie and Joel for Macho Ma'am."
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From the movie "Jumanji" the last animal to run through in the stampede scene was a rhinocerous. Thus "The Last Rhino" is the slowest moving animal in a mixed herd. In any group of girls there is always a vulnerable target, she is "The Last Rhino".
When looking for women at the bar it is helpful to identify "The Last Rhino" in every group. Then you can strategically hit on them if closing time is drawing near and your hunting has been plagued by failure and or cockblockers. The herd will usually sacrafice its "Last Rhino" to save themselves.
Not necessarily indicative of size or appearance. Last Rhinos aren't always fat or unattractive, even in a group of hott chicks there is an easy target, she is "The Last Rhino"
Hey look at that group of girls, the one on the far left she's "The Last Rhino."
Gentlemen, last night was a success, The Last Rhino never saw me coming.
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When you fuck that bitch on the table you eat on.
I'm about to give her the last supper when were done with this.
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Last Peace is a band based out of Tacoma, WA. They have been playing together for around three years and have been with their current drummer for one year now. The band takes considerable pride in each song's diversity amongst the rest of their armada of songs. Their genres span a great distance, from influences such as Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Cake, and other great bands of past and present times. There overall sound has been difficult to describe, and therefore has been hard to get exposed, as venues tend to book similar acts together. With a plethora of shows now under their belt, they are making a name for themselves in the community, and have somewhat broken into the Seattle scene, and are trying to get wide exposure in Seattle, Tacoma, and the surrounding areas.
With members in both high school, and college, the band has a wide fan base. Still, most fans are still under 21, so all ages shows are highly favorable. Last Peace has played at a variety of venues including coffee shops, a pizza parlor, bars, and of course, the more common music venues. Overall, Last Peace's sweet riffs, awesome lyrics, and great groove make them a great band to listen to both on CD and on stage;
A freaking awesome band.
Jill: Hey did you go to the Last Peace show last night?
Jack: Uh, I've never heard of that band before.
Jill: What the... what planet are you from???
Jack: ...Earth?
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The woman lies on her back on the bed with her head hanging over the edge, performing felatio on her partner who is standing above her. At the moment of climax, he ejaculates into her hair, creating a silver mane and then places his still erect penis on her forehead. For added effect, Tom Cruise and Mia Sara cardboard cut-outs can be set up nearby. (a variation: instead of placing the erection on her forehead, slide slightly farther forward and fart in her mouth. This is called the pepe le pew)
"An orgasm this legendary deserved The Last Unicorn... he placed his throbbing penis proudly upon her noble forehead, capturing the mythic beauty reflected in her 'My Little Pony' posters."
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After the snap of Thanos, billions and gazillions of people went missing in the universe. Half of the world's population went into ashes. their soul were teleported into a barren land of the 'last seen'. their family, friends, waiting for them to come back...
she was taken into the last seen.
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The single person who has a worse life than anyone else that ever lived.
Yeah, but what about the Last Guy?
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