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The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.
Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.
he loves to rock the mic when he is having a can of stella and running the NE16 he is always smoking spliffs and sucking buckets if hes not hes licking up his birds arse
lad 1: here bro u seen matty b
lad 2: aye bro he was sucking a bucket with a can of stella when i last seen him
lad 3:bro hes not doing any of that he is rocking the MIC look over there and you will see him
A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women
Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King
Matty B Stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.
girl 1: Omg what is he doing
girl 2: I don’t know he’s a Matty B Stan
a matty b stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.
girl 1: Omg what is she doing
girl 2: I dont know, she is acting like a matty b stan
Veli-Matti is a true finnish guy with an engineering mindset. He isn't much outgoing, unless he's drinking. Then he is, a lot. Center of attention is a must. People also call him Veekku. Veekku doesn't like many people and he usually finds them annoying, but if he doesn't, that's rare. But veekku is a good guy at his heart, he just doesn't like to admit it, say it or show it. He is loyal, trustworthy and very good friend. He also likes if people call him nerd. He thinks rationally and doesn't dream much. Literally. Also, he has weird sense of humour and he thinks he's funny. There are different opinions about that. Overall, Veli-Matti is a good company to spend time with, especially if you need peaceful silent time.
Veli-Matti woke up and wondered what is a sausage doing in his pants.