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a mitten for your schmuck. derr!
"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"
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It's when your mother and your father go and have sex on the hood of the truck
Mom and Dad did some nifty mittens last night.
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TO MITTEN: To hit, tap, bang, get caught in filgrante dilecto with, or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
"I'd mitten dat"
"I'd mitten him senseless"
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a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others
Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.
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A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes
This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.
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