pedo (prob named gavin or similar)
Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce
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Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky
"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"
"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"
A person with a bad odour who is also a nonce rouge
What a smelly nonce he is
When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect
"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"
A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce
Owen Babbington-ellis is such a virgin nonce
Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile
Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched