One who must be sporting pants so stiff, they are made less outgoing, less hip, or unable to jive.
"Michael said he didn't want to come camping with us."
"What a Standy Pants."
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a push-up bra but for your butt
Guy 1: "Dude look at dat booty"
Guy 2: "Nah man it's just da yoga pants"
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basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants
Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.
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Pantaloons that are too large for a person. Pants that hang below your ass hole.
Look at that another teenage wearing nigger pants.
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Crabs.
Any species of invertebrates which have four or more legs and infest the pubic areas of humans, and are passed through sexual contact.
Sometimes inhabit beards and scalps.
1. You best not bang that whore, lest you get some nasty pants rabbits.
2. "What the hell kind of bed you giving us, anyways. We don't want no pants rabbits." Steinbeck, Jon. Of Mice and Men.
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The cheap flannel pants you wear around the house when your hungover...
" I was so fucking hungover yesterday, I just threw on my comfy pants and laid on the couch all day."
An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.
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