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Patrick

Patricks are skinny dumb boys withe midget sized cocks

I Patrick how you small Dick
Shut up

by Hddtf ftt January 11, 2019

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Patrick

Patrick is probably the most genuine man that you will ever come across in your lifetime. His words spark fires that spread to your heart and his smile brightens up every room that he walks into. He's humble, understanding, and genuinely seeks to help everyone that he comes into contact with. He loves dessert but sunrises and sunsets put a smile on his face. His body is a work of art and he takes pride in every thing that his hands touch. He's educated and he possesses a maturity that is intriguing and pulls you in. Be careful because everything about this man is addictive and once you have had a dose there is no turning back. He loves unconditionally and he makes you want to love him just because he stay true to his spirit. Simply put, this man is incredible!

Patrick is an amazing man of God whose heart overflows with so much love for people.

by ChoZynWordZ September 9, 2017

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Patrick

The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.

But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.

Patrick... you can’t say that....

by RealGurl April 24, 2019

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Patrick

Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes

Patrick big weeb me not likey

by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019

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Patrick

It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times

Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

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Patrick

The fucker wont leave me alone

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc

by Eric shon March 25, 2020

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Patrick

some silly goose who tries too hard to make jokes

"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"

by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019

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