pee-pee protector

another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.

Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.

Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.

Slam pee pee

Slammed penis when yo shiiii leantttttttt ya hearrrrdddddd

You ever walk outside then boom slam pee pee? With a brick?

pee pee snake

It's your dick Dood.

Dude: imma whip out my pee pee snake.

pee pee balls

pee pee balls

person 1: pee pee balls
person 2: pee pee balls

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This is so pee pee

amazing, fantastic,

Dad: I got you 10000 vbucks!

Me: This is so pee pee!

This is so pee pee

amazing, fantastic, great,

Dad: I got you vbucks!
Me: This is so pee pee!

pee pee boy

Pee pee boy is the kind of person who needs to pee while having sex and hence can’t cum

- Hey! When are you going to cum?

- Hold on. I need to go to pee first!

- Oh! You are a pee pee boy!!!