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Similar to porch dick, a porch atheist is a person who sits on their porch and yells at you just to let you know what's up.
The difference however, is that porch atheists try to educate you from their porch.
I got forcibly educated today by a porch atheist as I was walking home from church.
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A member of the 60's pop group The Monkees sitting on a porch.
Mike Nesmith is sitting on his front porch. What a porch monkee!
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Its the modern definition of a baby porch monkey or greasy dread headed chief keef
Look at that stanky nappy head porch goblin he for sure doesn't have running water poor porch goblin
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Nosy neighbor who keeps an eye out for pirates on your porch.
Porch cop said she was bringing over homemade chocolate chippers, but she really wanted to get a look at our entry way.
“GoPuff never sucks,” glowed Brian. “As soon as Irene the porch cop sees the delivery guy drive up, she gives us a jingle to let us know the booze is here.”
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A terrible singer and a try-hard just to be like Charli Damelio. Bella Porch is a wannabe who doesn't deserve her fame because all she even does is shake her head and sing
Have you heard of Bella Porch? She sucks!
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Lawn jockeys that were used to tie up horses are porch monkeys. Since back in the old days, plantation owners had Black people stable the horses or tie them up. Hence, most of these lawn jockey's face were painted black.
Your mama looks like an Alabama porch monkey!
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