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When one consumes such an insane amount of liquor that upon pass out their body takes the form of a pretzel.
person 1: Is Tara drinking to pretzel again?
person 2: Obviously.
person 1: Man she's sik dewit it.
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A more hilarious way of saying "fo shizzle my nizzle", coined by Rashpocket in the hysterically funny youtube video "Rashman splice no47".
Rashman: So, what do you wanna do now bitch-nuts?
Rashpocket: I'm hungry as a nizzle
Rashman: Fo shizzle izzle
Rashpocket: For schnitzel my pretzel!!
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When the brain suffers from mind block. Usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. Being unable to think straight.
I can't think of how to explain 'twisted like a pretzel' my mind is all twisted like a pretzel.
Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
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Invented in Pittsburgh in 2009, a new term which means that she appears that she belongs in a German Beerhall serving beer and pretzels.
Typically, a blonde girl who has big knockers.
Men will often use this term to fuck with the minds of hoes.
Guy #1: Dude, she looks like a pretzel girl
Guy #2: Yeah.
or....
Guy: Whhaaatttss up Pretzel Girl?
Girl: What did you just call me?
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When you dislocate all of your partners limbs and tie them together. after that you cover him/her with shit and fuck hem/hers dead body
I’m going to Ugandan pretzel knot your cat
n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."
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