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A collection of messy seamen caught in men's pubic hair after ejaculation. Most often occurs while masterbating in the lying down position.
I was in a rush to rub one out so I forgot to get my tissues ready. That was a bad idea because I ended up with a huge pube loogie to clean up afterwords.
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Ninja pubes is somone who has very little pubes , it's ninja pubes cause you can't see ninjas very well.
"wow look at those cunning ninja pubes"
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Pubic hairs that "peek" out the top of low-rise jeans.
Tama's jeans were so low on her hips, she had a peek-a-pube!
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Pubes that have been doused in gasoline and then lit with a zippo.
First used in 1808 by the catsturbation monsters of the new jersey turnpike. They would light eachothers pubes on fire and then swallow big gallons of semen.
Good lord i have fiery pubes.
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During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.
This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.
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When you have hairy knuckles that stand up in the ranks with the likes of Robin Williams.
I was playing quarters with Sean and realized he has a massive case of pube knuckles.
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A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth
The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the one eyed business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.
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