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A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles
2. A person who makes females orgasm
My dad is a puddle blaster!
4 of more pillows creating a person like form to comfort the lonely
Lisa’s boyfriend left so she made a pillow puddle to pretend he’s still with her
When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany
When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.
Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.
The gathering area for male & female ejaculate on bed during/after sex.
Always do it on her side of the bed so she has to sleep in the butt-puddle
When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.
"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."