Crushing of the Shell

A 'Coming of Age' ceremony whereby the participant, on the eve of their 21st birthday, willing engages in the physical destruction or 'crushing' of a sea shell with the aid of a consecrated sledgehammer. Though the ceremony is believed to have ancient origins, it is widely regarded today as milestone or transition in the participant's life as they cease their old ways and embrace a new life of profound knowledge and wisdom.

At what time will your "Crushing of the Shell" be starting?

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Crab Shell

Verb to describes what ones penis looks like after it aquires herpees

OH SHIT MAN YOU GOT A FUCKING CRAB SHELL!!!! get herpicin HQ

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clam shell

(v.) The female equivalent of a cock block, i.e. when a female prevents you from scoring sexually.

When Amanda and I got back to her place after the party, her roommate totally clam shelled me by suggesting we all watch the "Glee" marathon on TV.

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Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.

John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."

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Bag of shells

Italian American slang used to describe a stupid or inept person

That guy is dumber then a bag of shells

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Empty Shell

To get all your cum sucked out and u cant bust a load

Damn my girl just gave me a empty shell and ir fell so fucking goood

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Frat shell

Typical dress for a frat guy. (i.e new balance, jeans, polo shirt collar up, spiked hair)

Tommy the hot cock has always got on the best new frat shells.

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