Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.

I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!