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This is a scruff patch left above the upper lip caused by long term spit swappin'. Usually done as an extra marital affair and in broad daylight. Can happen while standing or while sitting on their duff. It usually takes 1-2 hours to develop and then scab over causing a bit of an eyesore. May also cause twitching.
Wow I could see her Stache burn from a mile away.
Does she always get stache burns on the weekend?
I guess her ball less wonder of a husband has gotten used to the stache burns by now.
When you stick your middle finger up your poopy butt and proceed to wipe it on your upper lip.
I gave myself a dirty bird stache yesterday and I loved it!
When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.
"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."
The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.
I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!
The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.
Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!