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When you love someone very much, here's what you do:
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.
Fukboi: Yo girl, lemme sweep that chimney.
Grl: Oh yes, plz give me the Mexican Chimney Sweep
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The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.
Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.
Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!
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Doing none to very little work, and the work you’re doing is pointless.
Working very little but looking busy.
Dude, how’s your job going?
Not bad, just been dragging ass and sweeping grass.
The phrase used when a person is sweeping the floor and someone steps right into the pile of sweepings said person has gathered, accidentaly or deliberately, and scatters all of it back across the floor, causing the person to have to restart.
Idiot: Hey what's up man? (walking across the floor)
Sweeper: Oh, not much just sweeping the floor because my girlfriends coming over later.
Idiot: That's kool, well just let me get out of your hair.. (stepping on sweepings, scattering them)
Sweeper: Get off my sweep you bastard!!! Great now I have to start over. Just get out!
Idiot: This is my place?
Sweeper: ...
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A term originated from the Roblox sword-fighting clan Dragonborn, used to say that a team or person just got 'sweeped' or killed
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During sex one partner defecates on a woman's anus and then uses an object, generally a dildo, to force the feces into her anus. Usually accompanied by the shouting of misogynistic slogans.
"Dude, I just gave my girlfriend a Kansas City Chimney Sweep
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It's an english expression reffering to the feeling that one gets when completely taken by someone, carried away, swept away (all emotionally).
It's basically like making someone fall in love with you in a short amount of time.
so "are you trying to sweep me off my feet?"
basically translates to, literally
"are you trying to make me fall (in love) with you?"
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