two-faced

bitches that pretend to be friends with you and then talk shit about you.

1.linda
pacino
2.natalie
norris
yea basically them :

that two-faced bitch just talkd shit about me after she was all nice to me.

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two-faced

a friend who's the sweetest person when alone with you but a bitch who doesn't acknowledge you when with other friends. she makes you indirectly look bad so she can seem better. a hypocrite, a backstabber, a fake.
she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOURE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!)
SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS

roommate1/fake friend: bye guys! see you later! *hurries out*
me: where is she going?
roommate2/real friend: to go hang out with some of our other friends
me: ....i didn't know about hanging out today
roomie2/real friend: that's cause she didn't want us to go too
me: two-faced..

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two cents

A non-requested opinion

Don't let Wanda add her two cents in what's not her business.

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Two-Thousands

AKA Two Thousands, 2000s, 2XXXs, 2-Thousands, 2 Thousands etc.
The period between January 1st of the year 2000 and December 31st of the year 2999.

With all the transformations our planet, it's cultures, government, geography, technology, language, music, the way we dress etc are likely to go through, it is highly unlikely that we will get through the Two-Thousands with a world as closely resembling our own as that shown on the cartoon "Futurama."

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going for two

"going for two" plays off the use of the football phrase: ie going for the more risky two point conversion, instead of settling for the extra point.

:Encompasses a situation of sexual innuendo, in which it is believed that two people have been alone in private for so long that, not only are they committing some sort of sexual act, but have decided to press their luck and attempt to undertake 2 of such acts within the limited time they had together, before they eventually are interrupted or forced to return.

-Megan and Chris have been gone for way too long... they must be going for two
- Is it safe to go back to the room yet, or do you think they're going for two?

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brixton twos

when someone asks you to save them half of your cigarette, but u give them less then half of it.

girl a "twos me please babe"
girl b "yeah safe init"
girl a "oi i swear dats one brixton twos, get me"

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forty-two

The forty-two is a sexual position that is related to the sixty-nine. In this position the woman will be on all fours and the man will be behind her on two, hence the name forty-two. The woman will be on her hands and knees and the man will be crouching down but still standing. This position requires much stamina and muscular fortitude from the man.

We started out with the sixty-nine and ended with the forty-two.

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