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an out of date apple computer.
the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.
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An "Aidan Smith" is a man who will steal your name.
He is an egg and a thief.
Aidan Smith totally gets pegged by BBWs.
Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.
Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.
Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.
The act of putting in more time and effort in to not doing work when it would have just been easier to actually do the work.
Maybe if I spend more time zach smithing, I too can get an Obama phone.
A classically handsome man with stamina, courage, passion, and known to have the largest possible form of the male genitalia. He is also typically a bisexual king.
Oh wow. Look at Erwin Smith. I just know he has the biggest pp.
An English name... contains two clichés.
guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?
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an AMAZING person who has a warm heart and really understands you ;)
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