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Anchors law

Much like Garf’s Law And Bidoof’s Law Anchors Law is one of the canon laws on the app ifunny. The law itself has it’s Origin point from the iFunny user “anchorthesun”. It simply state’s “Women in male dominated sports are guaranteed to be whores, this is an undeniable constant”

And example of this is the law is Renee Gracie, an ex-V8 supercar racer, now turned Onlyfans girl. Anchors law in a nutshell.

by Monkfield June 8, 2020


Anchor Bay North

Kids who say they wanna fight but ain’t like that.

Fastest kid in Michigan goes there.

Nice teachers and good coaches.

Anchor Bay North Has a kid that has burners and his Braydon Kloeb and all the rest need to get on his level.

by NotBraydonKloeb October 13, 2021


We Are Anchored

It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition

Person 1: What does We Are Anchored mean?

Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition

by PorkTower December 26, 2022


Rusty Anchor

The act of inserting both balls and a penis into an ass and grabbing hold of her and falling off the bed together

Geoff fell off the bed with his significant other screaming rusty anchor away!!

by GeoffPrice January 1, 2018


ball anchor

Placing your balls in the pocket of your gym shorts, in the event that your gym shorts are loose, to keep them upon your waiste.

"These shorts are so big i had to use a ball anchor to them up in gym class."

by rtow November 16, 2007


White anchor

When you nut in a girl and rip out her IUD

My girlfriend forgot to get her IUD removed so I performed the white anchor

Oh yeah I got my wife pregnant by white anchoring her

by February 27, 2023


anchor party

When a newsman uses his position to have sex with a young ambitious journalist

"Bill O'Reilly throws one hell of an anchor party" - Meagan Kelley

by Robbi T October 27, 2017