bed-fuck

to cut a hole roughly the size of your penis in a bed and masturbate by putting your penis in it.

God I had a great bed-fuck last night

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to bed someone

To lay them down by the fire. To make sweet passionate love to someone. Or if a female beds another female, to 69 for hours before the BDSM starts. Good for couples to try

"I'd love to bed someone. Especially that Rebecca girl!"
Emily: Stacy I really want to bed someone

Stacy: I'll get the whips!!

Raquel: hunny I love you... But I really want to bed someone. A girl preferred
James: that's fine but you have to let me watch

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bed call

Call someone when lying in bed. Usually at the end of the day right before you go to sleep.

You can 'bed call' your significant other if you're too tired to log onto your computer and want to fall asleep talking.

Eve: "Adam, I miss you :("
Adam: "I miss you too baby. Lemme see if I can bed call you tonight."

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Breakfast In Bed

When two people share the first meal of the day in bed

Chad : Oh Baby last night was amazing my cock hasn't been that deep in a while!
Chad's Wife : I love you baby how about some Breakfast In Bed?
Steve : Hey guy's I heard you want some Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : WTF!
Chad : Well he is my weekend bitch!
Steve : How about some bacon egg's & sasuage!
Chad : Mmm you know how I love your sasuage!
Steve : Yeah especially in your bed!
Chad's Wife : Oh My God!
Chad : Get that sasuage over here!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Chad : MMMMM! I love Breakfast In Bed!
Chad's Wife : OH MY GOD! The both of you get the fuck out of my house!

Chad : I'm sorry would you like some of Steve's special sasuage too?
Chad's Wife : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

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bed toke

the smoking of marijuana before bed. usually when one cant get to sleep.

paul: i'm about to pass out. i just had my bed toke.

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Bedding Crasher

I person who shacks up in your bed for a night and destroys it. This person generally hogs the bed, rips the neatly tucked sheets to one side of your bed, and somehow manages to have your comforter hanging halfway off of your bed. These people have also been known to wet your bed as well as puke in it.

Dude, Suzie is a Bedding Crasher, you gonna want to avoid her like the plague.

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Bed ass

When you wake up in the morning and your so tired and lazy that your ass doesn't want to leave the bed.

My alarm went off, but when I woke up I had such a bed ass. I just didn't want to get up.

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