A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table
Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board
when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)
yooo i long boarded so hard last night
shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.
say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.
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Verb: To "ride" and do tricks on half of a skate board.
Noun: Half of a skateboard.
A bunch of skater kids have gone uni.
Do you want to go to the beach and do some Uni Boarding?
The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.
I was on TikTok last night until I began face boarding.
The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini
Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.
A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.
I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!