fairy cosplay

noun: one who imitates the fairy cosplayer
verb: doing the fairy cosplay pose (which involves shoving one's chest high, and puttinging your arms behind you at a 70 degree angle perpendicular to the ground)

Orochimaru (and occasionally brunos)fairy cosplays and it's supposed to look cool. But seriously, dude, what is he doing?

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beer fairy

an imaginative creature that brings real booze. anytime you end up with alcohol that came from an unknown source, it was this guy.

question: "Where did this keg come from?"
reply: "must've been the beer fairy"

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Toast Fairy

The fairy that magically makes tea, toast, sandwiches etc appear from the kitchen, so that your lazy bloke doesn't have to get up from the sofa and miss any football.

Bloke: Any chance of some more Tea?
Girl: (sarcastically)Yeah... I'll just pop into the kitchen to see if the Toast Fairy has visited shall I?

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sky fairy

A mythical creature found in many religious texts.

Sightings of sky fairies have been recorded from hicks stemming from thousands of years ago.
Sky fairy

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Fairy Legs

A term used for somebody who skips going to the gym on leg day because their legs aren't strong enough to work-out and then continue with their daily life.

Tends to happen to people when they have to stand in line later or do other things with their legs that would normally be easy, but becomes a strenuous task after doing a leg work-out

Is another word for Jason or Kinny

Eric: "You coming to lift tomorrow"
Jason: "is it core day?"
Eric: "Nope, its gonna be leg day"
Jason: "I have to stand in line later so I don't think I'm gonna come"
Eric: "Ok, Fairy Legs"

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Fairy Dust

High quality cocaine

"Dude you get any fairy dust for this weekend?"
"Yeah man I got that good stuff"

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boobie fairy

Its the mythical creature who visits young ladies at the cusp of puberty, usually during cold winter months and endows them with a brand new pair of boobs. These become unveiled to the delight of them and their male counterparts during the warmer spring months.

Amber! I love that Hollister tank top and I can see the boobie fairy visited you this winter!!

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