An extremely disappointing handjob with extremely rough skin.
That girl was up for anything, but then she went for it and it ended up being a plumber's handshake
When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.
I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.
The hangover from after a night getting wasted with your plumber friends. No one parties like a plumbers
Man I went out partying with mario last night and his plumber friends. I am completely plumbered
Someone who regularly builds things on the internet. They connect the tubes to make shit happen.
"Hey nice hat! What does Internet Plumber mean anyway?"
"Oh, I build shit on the internet."
A plumber's crack usually all the way up they're back. Usually their name would be Sarah. Plumbs sewage and enjoys it.
Sarah has a plumber crack up her back
The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"