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The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.
1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!
2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.
The gathering area for male & female ejaculate on bed during/after sex.
Always do it on her side of the bed so she has to sleep in the butt-puddle
A female that resembles a rabbit or hare that has drowned in a shallow form of water that preys on inebriated men
Hey bro, I cant believe that you boned that puddle bunny last night!
The opposite of leet sauce. Someone who has no skill and isnt awesome.
(Nub Puddle) - kills=0 - deaths=42
An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs
Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!
A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."