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The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.
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When a man medically becomes a women. This is done by a medical doctor turning the penis into a vagina.
Bobbies pink salmon came out really nice. “Ricky really liked being inside bobbies pink salmon”.
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Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.
Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
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When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."
Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.
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I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!
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A big brown turd; a piece of shit
Everybody out! There's a log salmon in the pool. (see Caddyshack)
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a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox
oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!
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