The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.
I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.
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Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
"Lemme guess, you used all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job. Of course, in your line of work, those are tax-deductable."
The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life of the party at grandma's wedding.
I have a thong baby I need to tend to!
The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life at the party at grandma's wedding.
I have a thong baby I need to tend to!
"I was thonged* is when someone threw a thong at you.
I was thonged by my girlfriend.
When one's underwear performs a Samba between one's cheeks.
-Jesus mother of god, this thong flosser has split my nutsack.
Normally found in Australia at festivals, on the side of the road, at a bus stop or in the middle of the desert. One of a pair of thongs, the most common of all Australian footwear and always there is only one... No one ever knows where the other one is. Common Australian beleif is that every now and then a thong gets sent back through space and time as an exchange for all the socks that dissapear...
"hey Brendon what is that you are wearing on your hand?"
"its a superfluous thong I just found over by that beer tent"